Violence solves ______

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If you were an un-holy being from Evil Dead Necronomicon, what lesson would you teach those pesky teenagers that summoned you?

What's your catch phrase? 

(I.E. "I'll swallow your soul!" from one of the other Evil Dead films). 

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  1. Demons

    If I’m being too honest I think I’m a little too lazy to be a demon. They always seem to exert a lot of energy killing and possessing people so I’m not sure that lifestyle is for me. If anything I’d get mad they disturbed me rather than letting me sleep. I’d probably do some small things at first like throw a cup in the room just to tease them a little. I guess eventually possess one of them but hopefully I could do it in a way that they’d do the hard work for me.

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    If I were a demon from evil dead I would be angry that someone summoned me from my slumber. I would of course terrorize the kids for waking me and I would teach them to not read ancient texts out loud that they are unfamiliar with. My catchphrase would be "Do not read what you can't understand." That's a scary catchphrase right?
  3. Re: Violence solves ______
    If I was forced awake by some teenagers, I'd probably just repay the fave. I wouldn't let them sleep. Let's break some bed, cause some loud bangs, and puts some sleeping hands in some warm water. My catchphrase would be "Early to bed, Early to ride" 
  4. Possesion
    I would probably play around with my demon powers and mess with the kids a little bit and make them scared enough to not summon a demon again without truly haunting them. I would probably say something like, "curiosity killed the cat."
  5. Re: Violence solves ______
    I would probably be the most aggravating demon and would make life for those teenagers a living hell. Start off first with the common household ghost noises, with the occasional loud slams of furniture in the middle of the night. It would then transition to haunting visuals of me as a blurred out person showing up in family pictures and social media videos, leaving them fearing to turn to look over their shoulder. My catchphrase would be something off the wall after all that madness like, "Did we not just have kids?" and then laugh as I fade away into the darkness. It only seems fitting to lighten the mood after scary the life out of them. 
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