"Just leave me to do my dark bidding on the Internet! I'm bidding on a table." Vladislav from WHAT WE DO IN THE SHADOWS

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In your group of vampires, what's your background? Eastern European? David Bowie fans? How long have you been around? Who made you and how do you enjoy it?

I mean, is immortality terrible or what?

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  1. My Vampire Story

    If I was a vampire, I’d think I’d probably be turned obviously some time after 2001. If I have free room to decide before my actual birth, I’d still only say around the 90’s. I’d just love to say I saw Nirvana live. I’d probably still be born in America and be more of a modern vampire than old school. Besides being dumb, I’d be most like Nick in the sense that I’d probably try to live a normal life as much as I could. I’m not too sure who would turn me considering I rarely go out but this is my made up vampire story so I’m gonna say it was Chris Evans because who would be against that? Immortality is complicated. Since death is my biggest fear, I don’t think I’d be too against it at first but I feel like at some point you get tired of it. Either you’re tired of living the same thing every day, tired of losing people you love, or even more tired of seeing the world constantly worsen. Like everything, being a vampire has its pros and cons.

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    Let me start this out by saying I would love to be a vampire. My group of vampires would be all sports fans and I would have liked to be around for at least over 100 years so I could go to all of the great NBA legends play in their prime. I wouldn't really have a preference on who turned me into a vampire, but I think it would be really cool to be turned by Count Dracula himself while I was on a trip in Europe or something. I'm sure immortality would eventually get boring, but it would be interesting to live through so many historic sporting events.
  3. Re: "Just leave me to do my dark bidding on the Internet! I'm bidding on a table." Vladislav from WHAT WE DO IN THE SHADOWS
    If id was a vampire I would want to old enough to have stared in some silent movie Dracula movies. After that fame runs out I would want to runoff and start a band that only play songs like the monster mash. If I'm going to have to hide being a vampire, I want to hid it in plan sight.
  4. Vampire

    If I was a vampire, I would have wanted to be alive in the islands and living amongst a bunch of island vampires as we make the most of our time on a beach. Our group is relatively young, but we probably lived in America since the 20s and decided to move to the island in the early 2000s. I was probably turned by some street urchin during the Great Depression.


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    I love you idea of being on the beach and would find it entertaining if it was in a movie. I wonder how you guys would function throughout the day though. Seems pretty interesting.
  6. Re: "Just leave me to do my dark bidding on the Internet! I'm bidding on a table." Vladislav from WHAT WE DO IN THE SHADOWS
    If I was a vampire, I would've been around since the start of the World War. Me and a group of other vampires would fight to right the wrongs that have been done in this world. Rewriting history and helping all of the 3rd world countries would be our life style choice. During the day we would appear as humans, live peacefully with the rest of the world. We would live far off in the caves of Mount Everest. My family tree has me as the grandson of Dracula.  
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