The Greek Gods ES

So for this guy I've always found him a little comical. When I was young and in elementary school my friends and I used to play a game where we would pick a greek god to use in battle. In doing this, it was very common to pick the more powerful gods like Zeus and Poseidon, but we would always mess with this one friend and give him Hermes. We always saw Hermes as useless so we would say "Hermes tripped over a rock and died" and then the friend's game would be over. We did this EVERY single game. As Hermes indeed is not a powerful god as Zeus or Poseidon, one thing that he can do is be a trickster. The first time he used these powers is what I find funny. A little boy stealing Apollo's cattle and also killing a large tortoise and just straight up lying about it. Not only does he steal the cattle but this little boy didn't find that to be much of an adventure so he went and killed a tortoise. And like every little kid who gets in trouble, he explains that he is too young to know what his actions mean or he was too young so there was no way he did it.